I swear this is happening to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.

• I really need to change my routine
• This can't be real
• I need a vacation

Can You Imagine What Just Happened!

I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of rabbits came out over a bush. They were running all over the place, and people were laughing. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!

It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke.

Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

Can You Believe This?!

You guys won't believe this just took place. It's so crazy, I feel I'm going website to lose consciousness! Everything was just totally absurd.

• It's unreal
• Seriously though
• I'm going to have to write this down

I gotta go! You won't believethe rest of the story!

I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I struggle with getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps ask someone else for help?